Local man is put in jail after utilizing Yahoo's new pay service, Yahoo Murder.

A local man's identity was revealed by a major internet company that released his private information to federal authorities after a judge found that he had used Yahoo's new service, Yahoo Murder.

Yahoo Murder is Yahoo! inc's latest offering, decided to be a major revenue stream in a shaky market due to an economic downturn in the technology sector of Wall Street. "Murder is a hot item right now," comments Jerry Wang, Lead Operational Officer in charge of new Revenue Streams, "we think that Yahoo offers a personalized and convenient avenue for those in search of murder plans."

Yahoo, in the midst of falling stock prices has decided to charge for services it had once offered free of charge. Yahoo Murder is only one channel in a string of new paid services to be offered by the internet giant, among those: Yahoo Conspiracy, Yahoo Drugs, and Yahoo Movie Reviews.

The local man, having used Yahoo Murder in the recent death of his wife, completely blamed Yahoo for the crime. He said he was just "inquiring" about how much a murder would cost on Yahoo Murder, and that the internet company turned him in when the "fibbies" leaned on them too hard. This, he states, is a violation of Yahoo's privacy policy. Upon further review, ModernMess has uncovered that there is indeed a clause that allows Yahoo to disclose any and all information about a user if fibbies do indeed lean a little hard.

Yahoo Murder, the latest offering of internet giant, Yahoo Inc.

"Yahoo is responsible for this murder," local man said, "they ought to know that murder on the internet is STILL murder. And if it isn't illegal, there's gotta be a big fine. Let's all see how THAT fits into their revenue model!"

Yahoo has declined to comment upon the recent criticism of Yahoo Murder, but in a letter addressed to ModernMess, has said: "Yahoo's Privacy Policy was written by five to six of the best lawyers in Silicon Valley. We are sure that there are no mistakes in it."

For the time being, Yahoo Murder is still available to the public and can also be put on Yahoo's "My Yahoo" which has the ability to email you a reminder for any upcoming birthdays, anniversaries, or murders.”