The Culprit(s)

In an attempt to make her life easier, Louellene Beecham of Homestead, Florida purchased a bottle of new and improved Scrub-Free Lysol Bathroom cleaner in Fresh Citrus Scent. She was dissappointed to find out that the use of the her new product did in fact require some scrubbing, contrary to the claim of Scrub-Freeness on the packaging.

“I just don't understand how I am going to get rid of the mold and mildew that has accumulated due to everyday showering. I really wasn't in the mood to scrub today.”

Her husband Shawn, also of Homestead, was distraught when he discovered his wife had reapeatedly sprayed down the showerstall in the hall bathroom several times before proclaiming that the shower, along with fixtures, we're indeed going to require some scrubbing, even after perfectly following the directions printed on the Lysol bottle.

“She just kept goin' in there, like 10 times or something,” said Shawn, “and everytime, I heard her say, ‘I'm going to need to scrub this, I can just feel it.'”

Beecham had previously used Clorox Bathroom Cleaner, in conjunction with AJAX, but found herself constantly complaining to Shawn about how much scrubbing was required with the use of those products. “And when I saw the Lysol Scrub Free bottle at Safeway yesterday, I thought ‘it's too good to be true.' Turns out I was right. When it comes this kind of stuff, I hate being right.”

Beecham has since given up on the Lysol product, and plans a return trip to the cleaning supplies aisle at Safeway.