Wagner, busy trying to find out who called her a "dick hole."

The Head of Operations at a Local Internet Company in Tampa, Florida, inadverdently found out that someone in the office had called her a "Dick Hole" during a staff meeting the week before last.

In an attempt to start a new life for herself, Janice Wagner of Pensacola, Florida, moved to Tampa to take up the position Head of Operations for an internet company that supplies online middle management software for pre-IPO e-commerce companies. Her dreams took a small blow when she was perusing a fellow employees' private email and found a message that read: "remember when he called her a Dick Hole during the meeting when we were playing that word game? I couldn't stop laughing, Christ, I almost shit my pants."

"I'm quite concerned about the image that I am putting forth in my new company," commented Wagner, "this incident really communicates to me a struggle within the ranks of the company to accept me as a leader that knows how to iterate bricks-and-clicks niches and utilize next-generation portals." Wagner also wanted to make it clear that she does not condone calling anyone a dick hole, except for mayber her ex-lover, Cathy. "She was a major dick-hole,"

Wagner said. After some soul searching and a fifth of Old Grandad's Whiskey, Wagner went back to work this week, hoping to get some clues about who exactly called her a dick hole. Her next move is to recruit the Unix Guy into her Circle of Trust, which she claims is a circle formed by trust, in between 3-5 people who have all been, at one time or another, called a dick hole. "It gives us a bond, every company has a Circle of Trust," Wagner explains. "Things are going to get better around here, with a little love, a circle of trust, and some innovative Envisioneering."