Clown Found Running Company

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Clown demonstrates his Take No Shit from Anyone attitude. This is the clown, spotted in a meeting concerning the more liberal use of company funds for a helium tank.

Miami Beach, Florida

After a rather elementary investigation, an actual clown was found running a high profile internet company in Miami Beach.

The clown, who refused to comment, was heard muttering about his "fourteen years" in the internet and clowning industry, and left in a girlish huff after reapeatedly asked to sculpt a balloon of a weiner dog by another top executive.

Workers at the internet company were willing and able to comment on the top exec, saying that more often than not, parties were thrown for no reason, often with the same theme: "Birthday" or "Group Birthday."

"Our boss always wanted to be the entertainment, I mean, he never even let us shoot a can of Silly String," one worker offered.

Profits for the company were - you guessed it - laughable, and the operation of the office is often referred to as a full blown "circus" where workers are often asked to pile into the Director of Operations' new Volkswagen Bug or juggle kittens in the conference room.