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Lottery Winner Finds Himself with a Bunch of New Friends
Monroe was the winner of last week's Lotto in South Carolina, and ever since has been trying to figure out why so many of his old acquaintances are coming out of the woodwork.
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Local Man Sold Out by Internet Giant
Local man is put in jail after utilizing Yahoo's new pay service, Yahoo Murder.
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Guy Still Does the 80's 'Horn Thing' in all Pictures
A local guy still does the famed "horn sign" made famous by concert goers during the 1980's.
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Seventeen Fired Employees Fill up local Elevator
Seventeen recently fired employees filled up a local elevator today. The employees lost their jobs at a local internet company (who could've imagined that?) - and all were rushing down to the bottom level of their building, making their way to lunch.
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After six losses on the Child Beauty Pageant Circuit, Woman Decides to Establish Special Parenting School.
"My days were filled with telling Shawna just how beautiful she was," remembers DeWitt, "I realized that I was tired of filling her head with fantasies of winning a pageant, or possibly the six-foot trophy, or even the 400 dollars in cash. It was time for a change."
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